Off-screen, where food can only be consumed orally, the FOODIE creature gives priority to its eyes over its digestive system resulting in a regular diarrhea of food photography.
This visual fixation could very well be inherited from its forefathers who were known to display their hunted prey as a means to attract a potential mate.
Neither hunter nor gatherer, the FOODIE is likely to be seen armed with a smart device, wandering from plate to plate, snapping, filtering, and posting its way to a whopping 2% share of the internet, a brave but distant runner up to cat videos.
These photos, fruit of Foodies’ labor, are then appraised by viewers and awarded stars not unlike Michelin Stars, only concerned with how photogenic the food is.
Nutritionists argue that FOODIES are a short-lived, self-limiting phenomenon. But We Beg to Differ. With Sawa’s New Prepaid Plans, The FOODIE is here to stay.