UNITED ARAB EMIRATES
AUDI MIDDLE EAST
AUDI PRE-SENSE TECHNOLOGY
Script In English:
You just got re-married, to Angela.
You call her ‘new-wifey? and she pretends to like it.
Just 9km away,
at that new tapas place, you have been meeeeaning to try,
is her birthday dinner.
Here your new-wifey?s father will introduce everyone to his, new girlfriend.
She?s a bit younger than expected.
But that?s not what?s un-expected.
Your father-in-law?s new girlfriend is, your daughter.
That?s right, your daughter.
And if your daughter were to marry ‘new-wifey?s father, your father-in- law,
that would make her your mother-in-law.
And that makes you - your daughter, slash mother-in-law?s, son-in-law.
And if they were to have a baby that baby would be your sister-in-law!
– But also your grandchild.
And that makes your ‘new-wifey? your grandchild?s sister.
And you - your new-wife?s grandfather.
Talk about keeping it in the family.
oh dear, in life you don?t always see things coming.
But on the road,
your Audi Q5 with Pre-sense technology can identify critical situations in advance.
Garlic shrimp anyone? Yea didn’t think so.
*Audi Sign off*