Radio Script
A03/1
00004
UNITED ARAB EMIRATES
Title:
INTERVENTION
Advertiser:
AUDI MIDDLE EAST
Product/Service
AUDI PRE-SENSE TECHNOLOGY
Script In English:
INTERVENTION
Just the sword left to paint on my limited edition Knight King figurine,
thought Carl, on his drive home from the office.
Oh Carl. That’s precisely the problem.
6 kilometers away, sitting in your living room,
correction, your mother’s living room, is an intervention.
Carl, your failure to launch by the age of 42
has come to its unavoidable end.
As has your obsession with wearing knee length board shorts
to brunch and using the words ‘sweet’ and ‘out there’.
‘Sweet’ is what you call cherry pie Carl,
not the appropriate response to finding out your best friend
is having a baby.
Awaiting your arrival,
Uncle Ben steals a rogue crumb from the untouched
and now somewhat symbolic cherry pie.
Your sister chews on what is left of her right thumb nail,
calculating how many of your figurines would fit in the fireplace.
As you mother’s mind wonders to her new couch
that will not succumb to your gown wearing buttocks.
Oh Carl, in life you don’t always see things coming.
But on the road,
your Audi Q5 with Pre-sense technology
can identify critical situations in advance.
(Exhale), you really should have seen this one coming Carl.
*Audi Sign off*
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