SFX Fancy restaurant noises. A baby’s cries fill the room.
MOM Come on, honey! Eat your brussels sprouties. They’ll make you’ll grow big and strong!
The baby immediately stops crying. We transition to an adult clearing their throat.
BABY Really, Mother? ‘Brussels Sprouties’ make you big and strong? And who made you the household nutritionist? Have you even heard of the five major food groups?
And besides, if the entire planet could sustain itself on the nutritional value of the brussels sproutie, then surely we’d have figured out how to produce it without committing large-scale agricultural malpractice.
Insecticides. Pesticides. Cloud seeding. Chemical weeding. Erosion. Degradation. Not to mention irreparable damage to the environment. Still fancy a…ahem…brussels sproutie? Hmm?
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