SFX: X-Factor style crowd noise and background music
Female Interviewer: So, Sam, you came so far, but now you’re out – it must be tough…
Sam (angry Canadian accent): I can’t believe they chose that Norwegian idiot instead of me! Oh, I suppose they were swayed by his luscious pink body - I mean, sure, he’s lean and firm from swimming across the Atlantic – but now my personal journey is at an end!
MVO: Emirates Flight Catering tested 30 contenders, but only wild Norwegian salmon was good enough for our in-flight meals. Just another example of our Appetite for Perfection.