MVO1: Well, he’s so cute, Angelina wanted to adopt him. Twice.
MVO2: Well, my baby's so smart he spell-checked his own birth certificate.
MVO1: Au ya? Okay, okay. My baby's so intelligent he told us not to buy the house because of the market conditions.
MVO2: My baby’s so brave, he checks in on me at night to see if i’m scared.
MVO1: Well, my baby’s so responsible when we grill meat, he lights the fire.
MVO2: Mmm hmmm. My baby’s so tough, when the doctor slapped his butt, he kicked him in his face.
MVO1: Au ya? My baby’s so clever, when i was crying watching titanic, he said there’s obviously space enough for two on that piece of wood.
MVO2: Well, my baby’s so smart his first words were - the diminishing rate of marginal utility is the principal factor in the global decline of socio-economic morality.
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