Radio Script
B03/10
00107
UNITED ARAB EMIRATES
Title:
PERFUME
Advertiser:
VISA
Product/Service
VISA PREPAID GIFT CARDS
Script In English:
PERFUMES
Feces and vomit are the primary ingredients in perfumes.
It's either that or musk, which is a nicer word for a deer’s bodily discharge.
Other ingredients include:
Whale vomit.
Baby poo.
And beaver glandular secretion.
To celebrate special occasions, humans often give these scents to other humans.
Who then spray the fragrance of feces scraped out of an animal’s bottom over their bodies.
Extraordinary.
As an alternative gifting exercise, may we recommend the Visa Prepaid Gift Card?
Better than giving bottled bodily fluids, wouldn't you say?
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