MVO: When Lucy Scarpo realized that the only way to save her precious yacht was to dump weight, she ordered her maids to jump.
SFX: Screams
She took photos as they floundered helplessly without lifejackets. People wanted bad things to happen to Lucy Scarpo. Bad, unspeakable things. And with good reason. She despised the less fortunate and did little to hide it. She wouldn't pay her employees during Christmas and fired 10 of them as a New Year gift. She laughed at the handicapped and even advocated a no-hire policy on them.
SFX: applause
But when she hosted a hurricane-victims charity event, people gave her a second chance. That was until she siphoned the funds into her own bank account.
SFX: evil laugh
And if all her riches weren't enough, she won more - 1 million dollars in the Lebanaise Loto. Because you know what? Luck don't give a toss. Loto. SMS 1020 and play from anywhere.