MVO: Enemies to the left of us, enemies to the right of us, foes as far as the eye could see. Helpless and exposed… we were completely surrounded. How foolish I was, leading my faction to such a vulnerable position. I should never have chanced the dangers of the black valley to save a mere three moons of travel.
SFX: THUNDER
MVO: But alas, here we were, forced to face the consequences of my foolhardiness. And as the vermillion sun began to set on the horizon, I could already hear the forthcoming Valkyries approaching to guide us to Valhalla!
SFX: WARRIOR HOWLING, BABY CRYING
MAN: I know, I know...Daddy hates traffic too.
SFX: Battle drums.
MVO: The new Touareg…Wherever thou goes thy journey shalt be epic!