MAN: It had been at least a fortnight that I’d been on the hunt for the nimble beast. My throat was dry as the desert sands while the scotching hot sun ruthlessly beat down on me.
SFX: CROW
MVO: Just as I was about to give up all hope, I spotted one straight ahead staring me down. He was dark ash grey with two distinct white stripes, truly a marvelous creature to behold. Determined to claim my bounty, I dug my heels into the sides of my trusty steed...
SFX: HORSE WHINNY
MVO: and charged straight at him with full force when…
SFX: HORSE CHARGING, SCREECHING CAR TIRES
MAN: Damn it… it’s a handicap spot!!
SFX: BATTLE DRUMS
MVO: The new Touareg.…Wherever thou goes thy journey shalt be epic!