MVO: It was the perfect day. The sun was shining like a big shiny star in the sky, and bees bumbled from flower to flower. All was right with the world. And why wouldn't it be, with birds chirping on the wing as they flew, high, high in the air? High, high in the air..
SFX: FOOTBALL CROWD
MVO: (DOUBT CREEPING INTO HIS VOICE) Too...high in the air.
SFX: MUSIC
MVO: Too much elevation in flight, as the ponytailed darling of all Italy, in the penalty shootout of the 1994 Final in the U S of A runs up to the spot, gives the ball a wallop and skies it way, way over the crossbar, to hand Brazil their fourth World Cup. It was the perfect day. And why wouldn't it be? A perfectly miserable day.
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