MVO: What about my dress, she asked. My new red dress? Your hair's as soft as silk, I answered, and your eyes are sparkly diamonds. If you were a cartoon character, baby animals would surround you and sparrows would land on your shoulders and start singing. But what about my red dress? She asked. Incredible, I answered. So incredible.......
SFX: FOOTBALL CROWD
MVO: (DOUBT CREEPING INTO HIS VOICE) I couldn't believe my eyes. Red, red, red. Was it really worth a red?
SFX: MUSIC
That moment of indiscretion, and the greatest footballer on Earth head-butts the man who made fun of his sister in the 110th minute of the world's most important match. As for that dress, I said, red doesn't suit you. Change it.
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