MVO: Ohhh what happened to the good old days. And how did we get to where we are today. Ohhh how they changed, the men these days. To today's men I say how dare you, and how come. You men eating cupcakes and chewing gum.
To you I say remember your grandfathers who would eat the meat with bone when they were still teeth-less sleeping in their cribs alone for their breakfasts to be called breakfasts. They would at least have a full fried duck and roasted bull's testicles. How dare you and how come you think of eating cupcakes and chewing gum. Your father used to love meat to an extent that cows lived their whole lives in fear and regret he made camels phobic and bulls when hearing his name, cry in fear and shame.
Cupcakes you softy Perhaps I should remind you of your grandmother whose appetizer on a normal day was a stuffed pigeon complemented with grilled intestines and a slice of fried cow brain and a sautéed kidney as a side. Go back to your real self son and bring back your ancestor's glory bar none.
And if testicles are too much, there is the new steak pizza from Pizza King that you could have for dinner or lunch. A pizza with large pieces of meat all around good enough to make your grandpa in his grave proud.
New Steak Pizza from Pizza King. Pizzas for Monsters.
Script In Orginal Langauge
عجبي يا زمن على ما وصلنا له من حال عجبي يا زمن على ما جرى للرجال
عجبي على الراجل اللي واقف صبح و ليل ياكل كابكيك و لبان
ياللي جدك كان بياكل اللحمة بعضمها قبل ما يطلعله سنان وفطاره ما يبقاش فطار الا لو فيه مخاصي محمرة و بطة مشمرة
و انت بتاكل كابكيك و لبان
ده ابوك من كتر حبه للحمة البقر منه اشتكى و خافت منه الجمال و ان سمع اسمه الثور بكى
كابكيكس يا كتكوت ياللي جدتك كانت بتسلك زورها بحمامة محشية و ممبار و مخ بانيه و كلوة مقلية
ارجع يا ولدي لعقلك و رجع امجاد السلالة
و لو مش قادر على المخاصي بيتزا الستيك الجديدة من بيتزا كينج …شغال …ماشي بيتزا عليها حتت لحمة ترضى جدك و تريحه فى قبره
بيتزا ستيك الجديدة من بيتزا كينج بيتزات للوحوش الجامدين