STEVE: Hello David, I'm really surprised that you have a new product that's seemingly out of your price range.
DAVE: Well Steven, I'm smug because I availed of an offer which made my new product affordable.
STEVE: WHAAT!? I'm so overwhelmed by your bargain hunting prowess, that I'm going to drop what I'm doing...
SFX: GLASS BREAKING
STEVE:...and rush to the store.
DAVE: I'm going to say something cringingly unfunny, then we'll laugh.
DAVE AND STEVE: Hahahahohoho, oh dear.
DANCE MUSIC
MVO 1: That's right! I'm the announcer now repeating the offer and trying to fit in all the other irrelevant details the client insisted on even though they still want the ad to fit in 30 seconds. Oh. Conditions apply.
MVO 2: Gulf News Broadcasting supports original and entertaining radio ads, unlike that one. That's why we're proud to sponsor the radio category of the Dubai Lynx Advertising Awards.