MATERIAL GIRL: Darling, if you really loved me, you'd buy me this thing I want.
DAVE: (FAWNING) Oh honey, I'm going to make an unrealistic excuse and ignore how materialistic you are.
MATERIAL GIRL: I've found a clever way to prove that what I want is affordable and essential to our way of life.
DAVE: In that case,
SFX: RECORD SCRATCHING
DAVE: I'm going to go completely over the top, and suggest that we go immediately and buy everything in this store!
MATERIAL GIRL: Oh, I'll finish with a put down about 'silly men', ha ha ha.
CIRCUS MUSIC
MVO: If you like stuff and things and can't control your impulse to spend, hurry to our store and run around in a frenzy, buying our products before we run out of everything. I SAID HURRY! Terms and conditions that mean it actually isn't really a good offer apply. Till stocks last.
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