INTRO: Welcome to Animalyse This, brought to you by Land Rover. Today, Claire writes to say she likes a guy, but he won't make a move. What should she do? We'll ask a Spotted Hyena what she thinks.
HYENA: (LAUGHING) Honey, you 'gonna let some man take the lead? Pshhhhhh! You crazy. That's like letting a wildebeest decide what y'all gonna be having for dinner.
Ain't nobody got time for that! Let me ask you something: who's got the biggest junk, you or him?
Dat's right girl, you do! And you need to give him a whoopin' any time he forgets.So come on girl, go out there and get yoself a man...to be your (CENSORED).