INTRO: Welcome to Animalyse This, brought to you by Land Rover. Today, Thomas asks how he can get people to stop using his parking space at work. Well Thomas, let's see what an Australian dingo thinks.
DINGO: Thomas mate, stop having a (CENSORED) whinge. There's a simple solution to your problem.
You just need to let everyone know that they're trespassing. Mark your (CENSORED) territory, if you know what I mean.
And if you don't know what I mean, I'm talking about urinating on a (CENSORED) tree mate.
What's that? There's a car parked in the way? It doesn't matter. You just give that a (CENSORED) spray as well and now that's yours too.