INTRO: Welcome to Animalyse This, brought to you by Land Rover. Today, Jimmy writes in saying he feels unmanly 'cause his wife earns a higher salary than him. Let's ask a lion what he thinks:
SFX: LION YAWN
LION: Wow Jimmy, I'm a little embarrassed for you. You mean you actually have to work to sustain yourself? No no, that's what females are for, Jimmy. (EMPHASISING) Females.
Your job is to look awesome, sleep for around twenty hours a day, and then wait for your womenfolk to get home from a hard day's work, so you can, air quote, reward them.
Listen Jimmy, you need to mane-up and tell your wife to get a second job. It's what's best for your relationship. Trust me.