If you are currently stepping on the tail of an adult black mamba and it has noticed you: Do nothing.
If you have managed to get a pride of lions in between yourself and your vehicle and they have noticed you: Do nothing.
If you have just consumed a handful of delicious-looking, red nightshade berries and are realising that your body is slowly being paralysed, soon you won't be able to do anything, so continue doing so.
If you have just separated a hippo from its water body or a leopard from its cub, surprised a bull elephant are trying to pet a polar bear, or any combination thereof: Do nothing.
In all other cases, pick up your phone and press send.
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