MVO: (AUTHORITATIVE TONE) Skittles! Round. Rare. Ridiculously tasty. But where do they come from? A driller from North Carolina claims to know the answer.
REPORTER: Boo Radley Junior, when did you first know you'd become a Skittles Driller?
BOO: (REDNECK ACCENT) When I picked up my first pneumatic drill at the age of two, I knew. And before long I'd already dug up my first T-Rex and part of The Lost City of Atlantis. I soon discovered I can smell 'em Skittles beneath the earth. Sometimes, I dig up rainbows instead, weird how they smell alike. Everyday I thank my lucky paraffin lanterns I get to do what I do.
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REPORTER: Well folks, the rumors are true. Drillers dig Skittles. Join the quest to find out whereskittlescomefrom.com.