MVO: (AUTHORITATIVE TONE) Skittles! Round. Rare. Ridiculously Tasty. But where do they come from? A Mermaid from an undisclosed rainbow lab claims to know the answer.
REPORTER: Tell us Mimi, did you always know that crying Skittles would be your...calling?
MIMI: (STARTS UPBEAT THEN CRIES) Well, growing up it was kinda awkward. Boys would always tease me, just so they could eat my Skittles. But these days I just feel sooo lucky. If I were a lawyer, or a doctor, gushing Skittles everywhere, I'd be so fired. And, in this economy…(CRIES) noohooe! Nooohooooeeaaa...
MVO 2: Do you mind if I try one? Mmmm…tasty.
UPLIFTING MUSIC
MVO 2: Well folks, the rumors are true. Mermaids cry Skittles. Join the quest to find out whereskittlescomefrom.com.