SIRI: What part of 'not now' do you not understand?
SFX: SIRI BEEP
DRIVER: (LOUDER STILL) CALL OFFICE RIGHT NOW!
SFX: SIRI BEEP
SIRI: Sorry sir, my conscience won't allow me to place that call, because you are driving. I take pride in my work. So whatever it is you're edgy about, it can wait. A man of your intelligence should know that using the phone while driving, puts you and others at a greater risk of an accident. So, put the phone down, keep your eyes on the road, and your hands upon the wheel.
SFX: SIRI BEEP
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