TOOL MAN: Ah, dear Mr Robert Johnson, yeah, this is The Tool Man! Ring a bell? Ah, thought so!
You created me to fight crime, using…er tools, (SARCASTICALLY) wooow!
Er, speaking of tools, you never actually created any tools, so ah, yeah, thanks.
And if I'm truly honest that's not what I'm angry about really.
It's the fact that every other 'super hero' out there is actually good looking! Not me!
Oh, ah, the first balding super hero with a huge waistline. You're a comedian do you know that? Hmm...
By the way, do you know how it feels lying to kids everyday, saying you can fly?
Oh, or what about taking the bus to every crime and getting there to suddenly remember, "I don't have any tools to fight this crime with". So yeah, thanks Robert!
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