MVO: Ah, he loved you dearly. Oh so dearly. Hand in hand. Eye to Eye. In all your dreams lay his. He promised you the moon. And he left you the stars. It was amazing. You had everything. A journey of love that never ends. You smiled. But then looked away. Because Barney was tugging at his leash. Barney, your big lovable, jumping ball of joy. You smiled again.
SFX: Car screech
MVO: But then came she. Tik-Tok Tip-Top. She came with the moves. The walk. And lo, he was gone. It was all gone. Kaput.
Ah, you loved him dearly. So so dearly. Hand on heart. Eye in the sky. In all your dreams he lay. He promised you too soon. And he left you the scars. It was once amazing. You had nothing. A journey of love that never was. You cried. But suddenly you look away. Because Barney was tugging at his leash. Your Barney, your big lovable, jumping ball of joy. You smiled again.
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