VICTIM: Skoda Octavia? That’s my car! It was stolen two days ago!
THIEF: Your car’s with me pal!
VICTIM: It is? Really…? Oh...I get it… So let's get it over with. What will it take to get my car back?
THIEF: Get it back? Seriously?? Well, this one's different. I was just calling to tell you... It's definitely a keeper. Thumbs up. I'm really surprised, and impressed! Engine, wow. Design, wow. Roadholding, wow.
VICTIM: Gee.., I'm flattered!!!
THIEF: By the way, help me out here, how much fuel does this beauty consume?