SCENE: A DRIVER PULLS OVER TO ASK A PEDESTRIAN FOR DIRECTIONS
DRIVER: Hello!
PEDESTRIAN: Hi! What do you want?
DRIVER: How do I get to Jal al Deeb?
PEDESTRIAN: Is there anyone who doesn't know where Jal al Deeb is?
DRIVER: To be honest, I've lived outside Lebanon for most of my life, so I don't know the way.
PEDESTRIAN: No worries. It's my pleasure to be of assistance. Just keep driving straight ‘til you find a traffic signal. It might be red. But don't worry, pass it, no one will stop you. And if somebody does, tell him you're Zero's friend.
DRIVER: Okay, great.
PEDESTRIAN: You keep going till you reach a beautiful, roundabout with green grass. Are you paying attention?
DRIVER: Yeah, yeah!
PEDESTRIAN: Focus... if it's busy and jammed, drive over the roundabout! After that you will find a ‘prohibited U-Turn’ sign. Don't worry about it, just make the U-turn there. Ahead you will find two roads...one has traffic going in the direction you want to go but it's always crowded. The other one has traffic going in the opposite direction and it's empty. So take this road but be careful. For your safety, keep flashing your lights. Otherwise some law abiding driver might crash into you! I'm telling you this for your own safety. Because I really care!
DRIVER: Merci, merci!
PEDESTRIAN: You’re most welcome! Now buzz off!
VO: The Kunhadi Association urges you to drive the way you should, not the way you like.
PEDESTRIAN: Why are you wearing a seat belt? Isn't it suffocating you?