ABU SHAT-HA: Hello Abu fat-ha. How was the party last night?
ABU FAT-HA: Don't remind me. The apple harvest was very bad this year and the tomatoes weren't ripe enough.
ABU SHAT-HA: So what did you do to make up?
ABU FAT-HA: Simple, I woke up this morning and got a plate-full of delicious beans.
ABU SHAT-HA: You must have enjoyed it?
ABU FAT-HA: Yeah! But while I was driving, it started dripping oil!
ABU SHAT-HA: The plate of beans?
ABU FAT-HA: What's the matter with you today? The engine, of course.
ABU SHAT-HA: So how did you sort it out?
ABU FAT-HA: Everything was fine! I went with some friends of mine to the beach, to play football. And while I was dunking the ball in the basket, I got a fish in my hand!
ABU SHAT-HA: A fish! For grilling or frying!
ABU FAT-HA: Oh Abu shat-ha! You have a cruel heart. I put it in the cage.
ABU SHAT-HA: What a big heart you have, Abu fat-ha. Very big.
ABU FAT-HA: Believe me, I couldn't stand it! I couldn't.
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