ANN: Arabian Automobiles presents “The Sadistic Cigarette” another tale of Deadly Distractions.
FVO: How nervous I was. I’ll never know what pushed me over the edge. It could have been the traffic. It could have been the wind.
SFX: wind blows
FVO: But once a sadistic cigarette has its victim in hand, there’s no stopping the bloody act.
SFX: Lighting up and inhaling
FVO: Light me, I whispered, knowing perfectly well that I would be his last breath. It was my ash that did it. My glowing ember never quite made it out the window and that was all it took to snuff out his gentle little life. One little swerve….
SFX: Crash noise
FVO: ……. and the convertible flew end over and Oh Sweet Death! I knew I would kill again.
ANN: Tales of Deadly Distractions are sponsored by Arabian Automobiles. Have a nice death.